Jokes of the day: laugh out your and worries and be happyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Begin happy is the best gift ever and everyone deserves to be Happy and always smiling and laughing. That why I am going to be writing a few jokes that would make you happy and laugh today. Below comes the jokes make sure you don't laugh out your intenstines πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ because they are really funny. Below are the jokes.

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1. Me as a lawyer talking to my client: oga add 50k to my money or do you want me to tell them that you are the one that killed that manπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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2.A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:

*_β€œWhy are u crying?"_*

The other one replied:

*_β€œI put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"_*

The mad man blew up with laughter and said:

*_"You! You are really very mad! Did you shake it?"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Boy: I love you girl and I want you to be my girlfriend.

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3. Girl: I accept but no s**x I want to keep my body for my future husband.

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Boy: no problem but don't ask for money I want to keep it for my future wife.

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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4.A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, β€œGive him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, β€œCommot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for DAM na πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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5.A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, β€œI love you!”

the wife asks, β€œIs that you or the beer talking?”

He replies, β€œIt’s me… and am talking to the beer πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6.A wicked boy told me that he would put is Grandma phone on silent...and when she ask that her phone is not ringing when ever call enters..he would tell her that her ring tone has finished...so she would give him #1000 to buy another one πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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7.Akpors during his baptismΒ 

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Pastor: So now that you've been born again, you will have to change your name from Akpors to a christian nameΒ 

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Akpors: I will change it to graceΒ 

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Pastor : Grace is for girls, choose another name

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Akpors : ok ooo, give me disgraceΒ 

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Akpos the house help,

entered Madam's room

without knocking.

MADAM: Akpos, this is

wrong, what if I was

naked or dressing up?

AKPOS: That can never

happen, madam.

MADAM: How can you be

so sure?

AKPOS: I always peep first

and if you are naked, I'll

just wait and watch until

you have dressed up

before I enter.

Akpos is currently in the

emergency room of a

general hospital πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Β 8. Ekaite anted her salary raised

her madam wanted 3 reasons why

she wanted an increment of salary.

Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: your husband told Me?

Madam: OK, second reason

Ekaite: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: Your husband told Me

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Ekaite: I am also Better in bed

than you

This time madam was

furious & was getting ready to

break her head

Madam: Did my husband say that

Ekaite: NoΒ  the driver said I’m better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I

will increase your salary ! In-fact

How much Do You Want?......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That all for today. I hope I make you laugh. If I make you laugh today then like and share to your friends to also make them laugh don't be stingy. Let them laugh tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Thanks for viewing guysπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘

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