Begin happy is the best gift ever and everyone deserves to be Happy and always smiling and laughing. That why I am going to be writing a few jokes that would make you happy and laugh today. Below comes the jokes make sure you don't laugh out your intenstines 😂😂😂😂😂 because they are really funny. Below are the jokes.
1. Me as a lawyer talking to my client: oga add 50k to my money or do you want me to tell them that you are the one that killed that man😂😂😂😂😂
2.A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
*_“Why are u crying?"_*
The other one replied:
*_“I put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"_*
The mad man blew up with laughter and said:
*_"You! You are really very mad! Did you shake it?"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy: I love you girl and I want you to be my girlfriend.
3. Girl: I accept but no s**x I want to keep my body for my future husband.
Boy: no problem but don't ask for money I want to keep it for my future wife.
4.A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for DAM na 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5.A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!”
the wife asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me… and am talking to the beer 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂
6.A wicked boy told me that he would put is Grandma phone on silent...and when she ask that her phone is not ringing when ever call enters..he would tell her that her ring tone has finished...so she would give him #1000 to buy another one 😉😉😉😋😋😋😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7.Akpors during his baptism
Pastor: So now that you've been born again, you will have to change your name from Akpors to a christian name
Akpors: I will change it to grace
Pastor : Grace is for girls, choose another name
Akpors : ok ooo, give me disgrace
Akpos the house help,
entered Madam's room
MADAM: Akpos, this is
wrong, what if I was
naked or dressing up?
AKPOS: That can never
MADAM: How can you be
AKPOS: I always peep first
and if you are naked, I'll
just wait and watch until
you have dressed up
before I enter.
Akpos is currently in the
emergency room of a
general hospital 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8. Ekaite anted her salary raised
her madam wanted 3 reasons why
she wanted an increment of salary.
Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?
Madam: who told you that
Ekaite: your husband told Me?
Madam: OK, second reason
Ekaite: I can iron Better than you
Madam: who told you that
Ekaite: Your husband told Me
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Ekaite: I am also Better in bed
This time madam was
furious & was getting ready to
break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that
Ekaite: No the driver said I’m better in bed than you are
Madam: Please lower your voice I
will increase your salary ! In-fact
How much Do You Want?......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That all for today. I hope I make you laugh. If I make you laugh today then like and share to your friends to also make them laugh don't be stingy. Let them laugh too😂😂😂
Thanks for viewing guys😉😉👍👍